I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Do you remember whose house we're in?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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