do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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