Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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