My boss' voice literally gives me gas
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
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