You're completely useless in the revolution.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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