I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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