I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
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I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine