problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.