I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha