My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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