OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
one two three fourrrrnication!
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
