Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
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Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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