small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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