So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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