And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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