i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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