Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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