I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
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you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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