I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
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