Moan for me like Helen Keller
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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