you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
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Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
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The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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