wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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