I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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