2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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