there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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