hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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