so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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