do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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