Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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