Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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