Define "chronic" masturbator.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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