dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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