idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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