morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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