dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
