Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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