when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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