Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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