I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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