Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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