playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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