The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
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all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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