Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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