don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
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last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
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I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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