Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.