Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (817): View more from Texas

  So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (817): So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much http://tfl.nu/mbp8
  Replies (2) Good night (451) Bad night (2078) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (323): View more from California

  If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (323): If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina" http://tfl.nu/xi2d
  Replies (19) Good night (2675) Bad night (854) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue. http://tfl.nu/njsp
  Replies (20) Good night (3829) Bad night (659) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (224): View more from Illinois

  She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (224): She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on http://tfl.nu/bnaa
  Replies (24) Good night (521) Bad night (5027) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (440): View more from Ohio

  i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (440): i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me. http://tfl.nu/ypbg
  Replies (38) Good night (462) Bad night (5513) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  The best revenge is premature balding

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): The best revenge is premature balding http://tfl.nu/ugsl
  Replies (15) Good night (3743) Bad night (839) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (636): View more from Missouri

  I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (636): I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap. http://tfl.nu/1yuw
  Replies (56) Good night (1004) Bad night (3152) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (910): after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it http://tfl.nu/b99n
  Replies (48) Good night (2711) Bad night (5955) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (814): its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid http://tfl.nu/99tk
  Replies (3) Good night (4537) Bad night (577) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (574): View more from Indiana

  Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (574): Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends. http://tfl.nu/hd8a
  Replies (12) Good night (3632) Bad night (914) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (858): View more from California

  Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (858): Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in. http://tfl.nu/efr3
  Replies (12) Good night (4371) Bad night (842) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (618): View more from Illinois

  Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (618): Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth? http://tfl.nu/eljh
  Replies (9) Good night (847) Bad night (5174) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (312): View more from Illinois

  Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (312): Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture. http://tfl.nu/p8k2
  Replies (5) Good night (2742) Bad night (674) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (435): View more from Utah

  Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (435): Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed. http://tfl.nu/zk8r
  Replies (29) Good night (5704) Bad night (1032)
• Favorite

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (910): It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend. http://tfl.nu/x0gc
  Replies (10) Good night (1796) Bad night (1189) Order T-Shirt

Randomize