i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
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Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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