I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.