we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me