everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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