There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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