come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
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What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
There's even glitter on my cock...
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