chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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