They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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