people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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