one two three fourrrrnication!
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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