But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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