why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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